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 The executive power of the Indian union is vested in the president. He exercises this power either directly or through all officers of the union who are subordinates, in accordance with the constitution. The president is the head of the state and the supreme commander of the Defence Force of India.  the president exercises his power on the advice of the Prime Minister and the Council of Ministers. The constitution provides that ‘there shall be a Council of Ministers with prime minister at the head, to aid and advise the president, in the exercise of his/ her function’. According to the 42nd amendment act, it is necessary for the President to exercise his / her function in accordance with the advice of the Council of Ministers. Qualifications for Election 1 a person shall be eligible for election as president, if he (a) is a citizen of India; (b) have completed the age of 35 years; (c) is qualified for election as a member of the Lok Sabha. 2 a person shall not be eligible for...

CBSE Class 10 exam 2021: With the CBSE class 10th board exams scheduled to commence from May 4, students are now just months away from giving the first big test of their learning years. Follow these preparation tips CBSE Class 10 exam 2021:  Sweaty palms, anxious grins, continuous tapping of the feet are some common signs of nervousness observed among students who are about to appear for their board exams. Add to that, the increasing expectation from parents and peers further overwhelms the students who are preparing for a crucial step that will set a course for their future. Here are the top 10 tips to crack the board exam without stress 1. Select the right time to start preparing for the board exams:  Every student has different learning capabilities and hence only he or she can decide when they will start preparing for the exams. However, there is one simple approach that can be followed that does not lead to unnecessary pressure at the eleventh hour – selecting an appropri...

 Importance of water Among the different substances needed for the life activities, water is the most important component. a large part of the Protoplasm is composed of water. plants in general have more water than animals. depending on their habitat, different types of plants have different amount of water in their body. Organism             % of water                            By body weight Land plant                   40-80% Woody plant               40-50% Herbaceous                 70-80% Aquatic plants            75-98% Animals                        60-80% Water is required by the organisms mainly for the following purpose: 1 water serves as a ...

  एक दिन पति ने पत्नी को शराब चखाई।  पत्नी: यह तो बहुत कड़वी है।  पति: ...तो तुम क्या समझती थी कि मैं अय्याशी करता हूं। जहर के घूंट पीता हूं, जहर के।  ---- वकील: तुम्हारे पति की मौत कैसे हुई? महिला: जहर खाने से।  वकील: ...फिर ये चोट के निशान कैसे हैं?  महिला: पीने से मना कर रहे थे।  पत्नी चिल्ला कर बोली- आज शाम को जल्दी घर आ जाना पति- क्यों कुछ खास है क्या? पत्नी- मायके से रिश्तेदार आ रहे हैं पति- मेरा दिमाग मत खाओ, मैं बिजी हूँ, कौन कौन आ रहा है? पत्नी- मेरी दोनों छोटी बहनें आ रही हैं पति खुश होकर- अरे डार्लिंग, तुम्हारे रिश्तेदार मतलब मेरे रिश्तेदार पक्का टाइम से आ जाऊंगा... संता: यार बंता साली और बीवी में क्या अंतर होता है? बंता: देख भाई साली ब्यूटी होती है तो बीवी डयूटी,  साली पेंशन की तरह होती है और बीवी टेंशन की तरह... साली फ्रेश केक जैसे होती और बीवी अर्थ क्वैक यानि भूकं प. टीचर- बंटू तू खड़ा हो, मैं जो भी पूछूं फटाफट जवाब देना. बंटू- ठीक है मैम. टीचर- हमारा राष्ट्रीय पशु कौन है? बंटू- फटाफट. (बस फिर फटाफट हो गयी पप्पू की धुनाई दीवार पर लिखा...